10 Technical Terms About Computers And What They Mean To Farmers

 
1. Log on: when you want to make the homestead warmer

2. Log off: Timberrrrrrrrrrrr

3. Mega Hertz: when you not careful getting the firewood

4. Lap top: where the cat sleeps

5. Hard drive: maneuvering though those rocky fields on the northern range when there is snow in the ground

6. Windows: what to shut when it’s cold outside

7. Byte: what mosquitoes do

8. Modem: what I did to the hay fields

9. Keyboard: where the keys hang

10. Mouse: critters that eat the grain in the barn

 

 

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