When God created Adam & Eve, He said: I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted ME ME ME!

I would love it, please, please...Lord. It will make my life so substantially easier.

Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her. Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy. He ran around the garden and used it to wet all the trees & bushes, ran down to the beach and made drawings with his pee in the sand. ..

Well, he would not stop showing off.

God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God: What is the other gift? God answered:
Eve, ...a brain...and it’s for you!