Funny Quotes


1. They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? - Anonymous

2. The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’,

     and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’  - Anonymous

3. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.- Anonymous

4. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? -George Carlin

5. If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. -John Gotti

6. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.-Rita Rudner