Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, i’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isnt great, but I have three other companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% Raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave. “By the way”, Ask the boss as Sam is getting up, “Which three companies are after you” “ The Electric Company, Water company, and the phone company” Sam Replied.

Thanks Gordon VanSickle!!